I have more viruses than a $2 hooker.

I am so computer illiterate it's ridiculous. My super cool ultra-hip diary lay-out should be proof enough of that. I finally stepped into the 21st century and stepped it up to DSL, and have spent the majority of my weekend battling with spyware, installing firewalls, updating anti-virus and trying to keep from shooting my goddamned computer Elvis-style. This has been amazingly frustrating. I need to marry a computer nerd, man. Someone that looks like Johnny Lee Miller in that "Hackers" movie. This shit is enough to drive a girl batty.


I have two offline date prospects, and I am nervous about them both. I mean, I have Jason (who I also met online) in my life, but it's strictly physical. As good as the sex is, I would give it up for something that is at least more consistent, seeing as how I see Jason about once every two weeks. I always get shy and nervous when I meet new people, so you can imagine what a basket case I am on a blind date. It's a bad scene, people.


I spent some time with my best friend's son today. As much as I don't want kids, I sure love that one. He is an amazing little person. It's hard to believe the stuff that comes out of that four year old mouth. A few weeks ago, he was asking me why I wasn't married. So I told him it was because I haven't found someone that I love enough to marry, and he told me that he would marry me because I am pretty, make good peanut butter & jelly sandwiches and watch Spongebob Squarepants with him. It's hard to be bitter and cynical when you hear stuff like that.