Goddamn you half-Japanese girls.

Dear America Online,

You fucking suck.

The new version of AOL fucking sucks.

AOL.com fucking sucks.

I hate you.

Hate.

Hate.

Hate.

Hate.

I’m out. You're not getting any more of my money.

Thanks to your shitty service, my IM’s at work don’t work half the time, and when they do, they cut me off in the middle, and it looks like I am ignoring the other person I am chatting with. Thanks, assholes.

Fuck you and your shitty software,
Andria

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So, to DK, Jeremy, and Jake… I wasn’t ignoring you.

Sorry.

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Dear Jesus,

Please, for the love of… well, you, make Celestia go away. I don’t care what you do with her, or where you send her, just get her out of my hair and out of my life.

I would be ever so grateful.

Thanks, Jesus.

You’re the best,
Andria

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Dear Rivers Cuomo,

Please don’t go all Brian Wilson on me. You’re a rock star. You don’t have to live in a one room apartment in Studio City with nothing but a sleeping bag.

I don’t care what anyone says, Pinkerton is a great fucking record.

I <3 Weezer.

Love,
Andria

Ps… Asian chicks is so NOT where it’s at. It’s all about the smartass redhead. Seriously. Call me. Nerds rock my world.

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Dear checking account,

Please stop being overdrawn. Please stop punishing me with $30 bounced check fees when I forget to enter the cds, cat food, and porn I bought in the check register.

Come on, it’s almost payday, and then you’ll be full and content again.

For a few days, at least.

Love,
Andria

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I considered removing the email contact option from my diary because of a not-so-friendly email I received recently, but have decided against it, because I actually have received some really cool emails from people who don’t want to say what they have to say in a public forum.

So fuck you, you judgmental prick. If you have something to say, say it in the comments. Don’t be a pussy your whole life.