Fun with surveys.

Hey, guess what! It's a survey!

Originality is for suckers, so fill it out.

Or I'll cry. And you wouldn't want that, would you?

I even filled it out myself to encourage you monkeys. Now go.

Another Stupid Survey

1. How did you find my diary? 2. What is your URL? 3. What type of entries do you like more - stories about friends/family/work, celebrity rants, or warm fuzzy entries that prove I really do have feelings buried somewhere? 4. You're the lone survivor of a plane crash, stranded on a desert island. All you have is a match, 5 feet of rope, and half a bottle of rum. Are you as creeped out by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as I am? 5. How many "adult toys" are in your house? Be honest, you punks. 6. Who's scarier - Michael Jackson or Dick Cheney? 7. If they made a movie about your life, who would play you? 8. Do you have more porn, or music files on your computer? 9. What's in your CD player right now? 10. Does the fact that I wish there was a Seinfeld Trivia board game make me the biggest dork ever? 11. What's the cheesiest movie you own? 12. I suspect Richard Simmons *might* be gay. What do you think? 13. Have you ever had a dirty dream about another diarist? 14. Will Britney and Kevin last? Because, seriously, if those two crazy kids can't do it, who can? 15. Aren't surveys just a cop-out for a real entry? Current Results