Even I like Paris in the Springtime.

Things that make me happy:

1. Diet Coke & Iced Vanilla Lattes
2. RAM
3. My diary (usually)
4. Burritos
5. Lip Gloss
6. Music
7. Realizing I was completely wrong about something.*

*When I saw them on SNL, I immediately dismissed Scissor Sisters as cheesy 70's-style crap. But then, while I was perusing Dixie's CD list, I thought, "Hey, she kicks ass. They must be alright."

I went to iTunes and listened to some of the songs, and I downloaded it immediately, and listened to it at least ten times at work today. I love love love it.

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Ok, so I know everyone's panties are in a bunch over Paris Hilton's Carl's Jr. commercial.

I don't like Paris Hilton. I don't even think she's particularly attractive.

And I think that commercial is HOT.

There's less sexuality going on in that commercial than almost any video on TRL, which is only watched by the youngsters whose morals everyone thinks are being corrupted by this commercial.

One woman actually called in a talk radio show I listen to, and said that she was pissed it aired while she was watching The OC with her 11 year-old daughter.

She's letting her 11 year-old watch The fucking OC and she's upset about this commercial?

Jesus.

I think it's hilarious Paris is marrying a guy named Paris. Now when she yells out her own name in bed, he'll never know.

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I was talking to my friend Jeremy today about Scientology, and how laughable and ridiculous it all is.

I never really read too much about it, until I met a guy named Mark, who wrote an article about it. After I read it, I really thought that anyone who bought into this scam was a huge sucker.

Read it. You'll laugh at them, too.

Tom Cruise was on AccessEntertainmentHollywoodInsider, one of those dumb entertainment shows, talking about how he saved the life of an adolescent girl who was strung out on ritalin. Not only did he and the Scientologists get her off that evil drug, but she even miraculously grew six inches afterward!!

That retard actually attributed her growth to stopping the ritalin. Not the fact that she was a 14 year old girl, and that that is the time when KIDS GROW.

Then he actually criticized Brooke Shields and blamed her post-partum depression on the drugs she was taking, and from what I gathered, he said she did this all to help her career.

Nice, Tom. Why don't you go back to dipping Katie into guacamole and eating her face and shut the fuck up, ok?

Thanks.