Fuck you, Andrew.

Yeah. I hate diaryland.

I'm testing Pete's re-direct code.

Be jealous of my beautiful pink template!

Anyhoo, here's my post for the day, copied over here.



I'm ashamed of myself.

Not only did I watch the "My Super Sweet 16" marathon on MTV, I also watched "Laguna Beach", a show I despise because it's full of a bunch of dye-jobbed, snotty rich kids in Orange County. What the hell is wrong with me?

And, speaking of tv, I hate when my favorite character gets killed off a favorite tv show (Yeah, I'm looking at you, Alan Ball... damn you). I knew this was the final season of "Six Feet Under", but they didn't have to kill Nate, dammit.

I had such a crush on Nate. Grrr.

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Hey, did you hear Lauren Bacall has a few choice words for my favorite blow-hard narcissist, Tom Cruise? She called him "vulgar" and said, "When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise."

Awesome.

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Last night, I had a spectacularly odd dream about a lot of diarists and high school.

One of my recurring dreams is always about the first day of school. Probably because I hated the first day of school, and pretty much hated all of high school.

So, I walk into this classroom, and there's Pete, Jenna, Judd, RDC Warcrygirl, Clarity, Loopy, and probably the only man for whom I'll have babies, my lovely friend Jeremy.

GodDAMN, was that a lot of linking.

So, I walk into the classroom, and Jenna and Loopy were sitting at one table, writing a note that was to be for Pete, while Pete and Judd were sitting talking to Clarity, who was drawing something on a huge poster board.

I sat down and started talking to Jeremy, when RDC jumped up from her desk, and ran over, and punched Judd sqare in the jaw. Judd just looked at her, and started laughing hysterically, and then they started making out.

Warcrygirl and Loopy took the note over to Pete, while Jenna sat looking nervously. Just as Pete was about to read the note, Jeremy snatched it out of his hands and ran out of the classroom. Warcrygirl ran out after Jeremy, knocked him down in the hall, kicked him, and took the note back to Pete. Jenna was crying. The crazy, out-of-breath, snotty kind of crying.

Judd and RDC were still making out during all of this. Which I think is awesome.

Pete read the note, and gave it to Clarity to read out loud. And dammit, I can't remember what the note says, but I have an idea it was "Do you love me? Check yes or no."

And, that's all I remember.

There were more people in the classroom, so there could have been more diary people there, I just don't know what they look like.

I love my wacky dreams.

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So, a lot of suckers have added me to their favorites recently (thanks!), probably due to my awesomely lame ultra high tech banners I've been running.

And by "high tech" I mean "looks like an eight year old made it."