More fun with personal ads.

Man, trying to figure out how to get my crap over here from diaryland is a motherfucker. Any ex-diarylanders living here who can offer up assistance on how the hell to do this will get all my love and affection, because I don't know what the sweet fuck I'm doing.

Thanks.

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Thank you, Jenna for this wonderful piece of internet gold. Holy crap, was I laughing my ass off at work today looking at that site.

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So, my wacky Diaryland High (goooooooo Bloggers!) dream was entertaining to everyone involved, I see. It was really funny, because so much of how I perceive the peoples' personalities in my mind was how they were in my dream. I mean, I already knew what everyone looked like, so that wasn't much work, but Clarity was an artist, Jeremy was a bitchy queen (shutup, you know you are, <3), Judd was a jock, Jenna was the girl with the crush, Loopy was the brainy girl, Warcrygirl was the outspoken smartass (SO shocking), and RDC... well, she really didn't do anything til she jumped up and socked Judd and then they were making out, so I didn't really get to see any of her personality.

Except the ASS-KICKING-MAN-PUNCHING side. Awesome.

Judd better watch out, is all I can say.

That is not my first diarist dream. Though, it may be the first one that's not dirty. I have had dirty dreams about five different diarists (I am such a whore). The funny thing is, one of them I've never even seen or talked to, and another one I had only been reading about a week.

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I have a personal ad on yahoo personals, and this gem of a man sent me a wink. Just look at his profile:

Hi:I aint,all what I thought,I was.but that's ok.I good w/being "rick".I dont sweat the petty s_it.It's all mostly petty ,u know.Life's too short.Im a down,cool,open to anything fun,kinda guy.Im not independently wealthy.Dont ever need to be.I have a lot to share w/someone."regardless".It would be nice however,being $ rich?I could go there just fine, and be myself......heavy on "comfortable".That might get old,ya think?............Naaawwwww!..never.If you wanna have some fun?I'm alway's good to laugh at.........errr....good for a laugh,or two.:) U don't have to be a rich,super-model.Please be,optimistic,reasonably,physically fit,not too overweight.Positive,and humorous attitude, are a must.Gimmie a shout if u like.U won't be dissapointed..........shocked,and appauled,possibly.Insulted maby.Not dissapointed.No way!..............C-ya!

That's exactly how it is on his profile. And I don't understand why he would try to contact me if he likes his chicks "physically fit and not too overweight." There a bunch of pictures on my profile that show just what I look like.

JESUS, do I hate being single sometimes.

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Oh! And don't forget to go vote for me in warcrygirl's keychain contest.

Is asking people to vote for me tacky? Because I would *never* dream of doing something that might be in poor taste.